The Sun did not shine
The Bengals did not play
So we sat in our suburban apartment
All that cold, cold wet day.

I sat there with Zach.
We sat there we two.
And I said, How I wish
We had something to do.

Worry not said Zach
As we drove to the city.
Living in the suburbs is boring
Living there is a pity.

Downtown at Towne Properties
We have plenty to do
Why we'll just make a stop
A stop on floor two.

The second floor of Shillito, what on earth is there?
More than a couch? More than a chair?

A bed made for tanning,
A pool made for cues
Free wireless for surfing, these are just a few.

But what about Fluffy? My attractive cat?
Will he be welcomed in a place such as that?

The red carpet will be rolled out
For you and your cat.
But first you must tour...and to do that
Pick up the phone
And give them a shout
And then you will see, you will see why they tout.